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if (quotes==0) {title="";body="<strong>Paige:</strong> You're the one who kept telling me I needed a break!<br /><strong>Phoebe:</strong> Yeah, but I meant take a day off, go to the spa, have a pedicure, get a massage!<br /><strong>Mr. Right:</strong> I massage her.<br /><strong>Paige:</strong> Shhh....*doorbell rings*<br /><strong>Phoebe:</strong> Maybe it's another of your suitors you've conjured for your own personal gain and pleasure.<br /><strong>Paige:</strong> Oh I hope so!";}
if (quotes==1) {title="";body="<strong>Piper:</strong> Come on, Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff. <bR> <strong>Phoebe:</strong> Sure, why not? <bR> <strong>Piper:</strong> Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa. ";}
if (quotes==2) {title="";body="<strong>Piper:</strong> The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.<br /> <strong>Prue:</strong> I don't like them, but I don't go running naked through the house screaming, <em>'run for your life!'</em> either. <br /><strong>Phoebe:</strong> Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.";}
if (quotes==3) {title="";body="<strong>Barbas:</strong> How cute. The great big elder's afraid of the teeny-weeny itsy-witsy baby. ";}
if (quotes==4) {title="";body="[Wyatt has shrunken Piper and Leo into a doll house size of the Manor] <br /><strong>Piper:</strong> OK... let me handle Wyatt. This requires a mother's touch... Wyatt Matthew Halliwell! You stop this nonsense right now! ";}
if (quotes==5) {title="";body="<strong>Outlaw:</strong> See you in hell. <br /> <strong>Cole:</strong> Been there, done that.";}
if (quotes==6) {title="";body="<strong>Darryl:</strong> Okay, where is this baby that everybody keeps talking about? Is it an invisible baby? Am I gonna step on it?";}
if (quotes==7) {title="";body="<strong>Phoebe:</strong> Where's Buffy when you need her?";}
if (quotes==8) {title="";body="<strong>Piper:</strong> Vanquish demon first, kill husband later.";}
if (quotes==9) {title="";body="<strong>Leo:</strong> Give daddy back his powers now.";}
if (quotes==10) {title="";body="<strong>Prue Halliwell:</strong> I'm calling the cops<br /><strong>Piper Halliwell:</strong> And tell them what? That we're witches? That some creep with powers beyond comprehension is trying to kill us? ";}
if (quotes==11) {title="";body="<strong>Piper Halliwell:</strong> To my three beautiful girls. May this give you the light to find the Shadows. The power of three will set you free. Love, mom. We never did figure out what this inscription meant. ";}
if (quotes==13) {title="";body="<strong>Andy:</strong> Come on, Prue. Listen to me. We've known each other for a long time. We just couldn't help ourselves. It's nothing to be ashamed of.<br /><strong>Prue:</strong> I know, Andy.<br /><strong>Andy:</strong> All we did was make love.<br /><strong>Prue:</strong> I know, Andy. ";}




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